Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR
#surprise joel you’re a girldad again
The Sims 4: Ultimate Overachiever Challenge
This challenge uses all of the Sims 4 expansion packs as of March 2023
Create a new teenage sim with only 1,000 simoleons (does not have to be the only household member)
Goals:
- Attend prom and Graduate from High School
- Live in San Myshuno as a young adult
- Graduate with any degree in Discover University
- Achieve the highest level of any career from Get to Work
- Befriend both Agnes and Agatha Crumplebottom
- Get hit with Agnes’ purse
- Find any way to Get Famous
- One of your sims’ outfits must include the bag on your head from Eco lifestyle
- Own three different pets throughout the course of the sims’ life
- Achieve the highest level of the gardening skill
- Complete all holiday traditions at least once
- Achieve the highest level of the juice fizzing skill
- Meet with a club of people every Sunday
- Unlock at least two lifestyles throughout the course of the sims life
- Unlock all six of your sims’ personality traits
- Have at least one child
- Have a family reunion
- Live on the beach as an elder
- Earn 100,000 simoleons
Anything that is not on the list is up to you to decide (such as traits and your aspiration). Good Luck and let me know how it goes ♥
have you thought about. how when joel and ellie are separated they become increasingly violent. when they're not in each other's presence they let the most unhinged and fucked up parts of themselves run free because. because they don't want the other to see that part of them. joel doesn't want ellie to see him this ruthless and cruel. ellie doesn't want joel to see her this angry and off the rails. they don't have each other as a tether to what's good so they appeal to their darkest versions instead
Mane you said this was a booby trap!!! Aint no titties in here this is a pit of spikes I’m bleeding everywhere the fuck!!!
i just want to draw tiny hearts everywhere because im full of love and the world is cruel
bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else
I have three modes of reading
- Dont read
- Read a 500 page book in a day
- Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion
fuck all romance except for whatever barack obama and harry styles had going on
4 word horror story
“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”
I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.
can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life
So what fuck was your wife knocking on
this dick
It’s not even 4 words???
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